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*This is what you get when you turn your @$$ up to The Most High…YOU GET BURNT!*
You know I had a whole allegory about celebrities turning their buts to the Sun and the allegory of it – Moon the SON and get burned…. but the audio cut out… LOL thanks for being on it
Damn Jacob Israel, I have been off the grid for 2 weeks I get back on and you’re giving us buttholes? I love you to death! You are the bomb. The best thing was seeing you laughing and having so much fun! I almost choked on my coffee. God bless you sir. I have some catching up to do and I’m starting with you….
@Jacob Israel dude that’s funny. Quality humor funny.
Truly this act is an abomination.
Spiritual understanding….
“Mortify therefore your members which are upon the earth; fornication, uncleanness, inordinate affection, evil concupiscence, and covetousness, which is idolatry: For which things’ sake the wrath of God cometh on the (((children of disobedience))): In the which ye also walked some time, when ye lived in them.”
Colossians 3:5-7 KJV
“I beseech you therefore, brethren, by the mercies of God, that ye present your bodies a living sacrifice, holy, acceptable unto God, which is your reasonable service. And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God.”
Romans 12:1-2 KJV
“Set your affection on things above, not on things on the earth. For ye are dead, and your life is hid with Christ in God. When Christ, who is our life, shall appear, then shall ye also appear with him in glory.”
Colossians 3:2-4 KJV
when i first saw the head line thought it involved a gassy tummy and matches
guess theres a reason for the saying were the sun does,nt shine
LOL that is a good one too lol
So did I. Lol…..
“Uranus is a planet not a solar panel” might be the best and funniest line I have heard all year. Thanks for the laugh. You are the best Jacob. Peace and blessings to you and your family.
I agree with you Pat, That was a top 5 funny funny funny Line of the Year…>great call Brother 😀 Jacob is too flipping funny!
Agreed! Still laughing! It should be added to the back of the mugs. Lol
Could. Not. Stop. Laughing. (In torturous silence since I am at work! (lunchtime))
Hilarious!
Lol! Wow, Jacob. So glad I’m not IN with the times. Maybe this is why we re posta wear clothes. Lol! Thanks for making my morning once again! Lol! Uranus is a planet not a solar panel!
Somewhere someone is laughing at how they made a bet that they could get lots of rich and famous people to look incredibly hilarious and burn their bits and pieces ….
These people have way too much time and money on their hands… When everything else gets boring… They get super weird.
Putting sun “where the sun don’t shine” they have to turn everything upside down. God bless!
SOOOO TRUE
they’re puttin the most hot object in the solar system up their asses – in a nutshell. illuminati gotta do what illuminati gotta do..
I thought the same exact thing. Hahaha
Just when I thought I heard all.
Looks like that reprobate mind is catching up causing people to do unseemly things
Let me preface by saying, I was not thinking about “tanning” when I wrote this…but if it makes you giggle, ENJOY!!!
Fill me with your Light
Show me a new Sight
Let me See today
In an unexpected Way!
VCH6464 12/4/2019
Oh no lol
Uranus is a planet, not a solar panel!!!!! Bahahaha, I almost fell off my chair I was laughing so hard!!!
If we hook up enough Uranus together we can power New York city reusable energy
“Can’t snap that out of existence Josh Brolin.” that made me laugh out loud!
Oh wow, I laughed so hard with you! Uranus is a planet, not a solar panel! I’m glad you are so informative and funny at the same time
Oh my, thanks for the morning laugh.” Uranus is a planet, not a solar panel”